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8:50am April 24, 2014

mormorphone:

Jim is busy in central London when he feels the immistakable presence of his sniper. Unfortunately, Sebastian is at his flat, nursing his anger with a glass of whiskey. Jim Moriarty better start running.

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8:47am April 24, 2014

why-not-fabulous:

what am i doing with my life?

8:47am April 24, 2014
the-grand-fangirl:

cosplaytipsandtricks:

homestuckresources:

kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!
use a red lipstick covering the outlines
pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
VIDEO TUTORIAL:
http://youtu.be/-pYuvb3Iv4E

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

Also good for hickeys

the-grand-fangirl:

cosplaytipsandtricks:

homestuckresources:

kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!

  • use a red lipstick covering the outlines
  • pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
  • pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
  • use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
VIDEO TUTORIAL:

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

Also good for hickeys

8:42am April 24, 2014
urtube:

clamjob:

urtube:

Hey guys check out my new phone

how did u take this photo what the hell

With my new phone

urtube:

clamjob:

urtube:

Hey guys check out my new phone

how did u take this photo what the hell

With my new phone

8:42am April 24, 2014

kbrand5333:

shyrelock:

Imagine one day coming across vintage fanfiction on your teenager’s phone and recognising it immediately because you wrote the porn your child is trying to hide from you

Oh, shit.

8:39am April 24, 2014

It simply isn’t an adventure worth telling if there aren’t any dragons.

8:38am April 24, 2014

me at parties

8:38am April 24, 2014

svart-ravn:

the

heidi112:

svenismyhomeboy:

theumbrellaseller:

Best bros: they take each other’s side and share a bag of blueberries.

I love that Tony offers Bruce a blueberry when he agrees with him.

I love that he’s known him for an hour and is already practicing positive reinforcement.

#Tony should write a book #How to Train Your Hulk

#How to Train Your Hulk

8:38am April 24, 2014

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8:37am April 24, 2014
barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes
that’s like 93,889 too many
what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:
"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes

that’s like 93,889 too many

what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:

"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

8:36am April 24, 2014

futureconflicted:

marlbororedgirl:

pulpnonfic:

stephiejae:

becausejensenackles:

ectobling:

in 6 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

I’m in.

As long as we don’t repeat the Hitler gaining control and shit part cuz I heard that was pretty lame.

but the titantic sank in 1912 and the costa concordia sank in 2012 and history is totally repeating itself

World War 1 began in july 1914…

well shit

8:36am April 24, 2014

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

8:35am April 24, 2014

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

DONT FORGET CHERRY RIPE

8:34am April 24, 2014

homestuckorbust:

catsandcunts:

itsalorafail:

dauntlessluke:

tumblgheadovrheels4u:

catsandcunts:

The progression of me in the last 8 years.

2006

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2009

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2010

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2011

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2012

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2013

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Today

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I don’t want to sound like a creep but you went from a cute little girl to a cute little boy in only eight years.

do you wanna makeout sometime

Both the comments.

The comments on this post are ridiculous I have gotten over 100 marriage propositions and I think I have 40 new girlfriends 

You really are adorable.